Using the Gideons bible, that you picked up at a sleazy hotel, while door knocking with your CO.
Inviting an elder round for a bbq with your wife in a g-string bikini and you in an apron with a naked womans torso printed on the front. (you know the ones I mean we've all got them)
An elder invites you round for lunch but you say you are fasting for ramadam.
Walking up to the contributions box and putting 2 pence or 1 cent in it.
Asking for your money back from the brother selling books at the kingdom hall because you couldn't get anyone to buy them.